BMW E39 M5

BMW set the golden standard for the sport sedan with the release of the E39 body style M5 for the 2000 model year.  Even almost two decades later, it delivers a sporty, luxurious, visceral driving experience unmatched by most modern cars.

What made the E39 M5 so special?

It was only offered with a 6-speed manual transmission.  Every single E39 M5 every built has three pedals.  So if you see someone driving one, you know he or she is the real deal!  The lack of any automatic option kept away the wannabe enthusiast crowd.

The 400hp S62 V8 debuted with this car.  It has 5 liters of displacement, which was and still is enormous for a DOHC European car.  Double-VANOS (BMW's variable valve timing) adjusted exhaust and intake cams for more power and fuel efficiency, and as an added bonus were notoriously expensive to repair.  It has eight individual throttle bodies underneath its gloriously weird intake plenum.  The S62 remains known for being maintainable only by professional mechanics and OCD engineers, insanely punchy on the throttle response, and sounding like a cyborg T-rex's mating call on full throttle. 

This car speaks to me because it looks like it could be driven only by dentists, yet has gobs of torque and handles like it's on rails.  Especially after it has aged so many years, no one really recognizes it except true car nerds.  You get the occasional gas station conversation from fellow enthusiasts but no regular members of the public hassle you.  Mustangs and imports with huge wings don't try to race you on the street, but if they did they would be embarrassed by how quickly it gets to the office.

My particular car has BC Racing coilovers, a square wheel setup with 9.5" widths all around, muffler delete, magnaflow sport cats, a CSF aluminum radiator, intake air temperature sensor relocation kit, and a Markert Motorworks tune.  The radiator is a work of art and a complete necessity: the stock one blew out its plastic ends on the first track day!


2004 Porsche 911 40th Anniversary Edition

2009 was an interesting time for the 911.  I was searching for a fun autocross car, and had been mostly shopping cars in the $10k range like E36 M3s and Mazda RX8s.  A marketing anomaly known as Rich-People-Must-Have-the-Newest-911 meant that the outgoing 996 body style, made from 1999-2005, was now as valuable as a well-optioned Camry.  The 997 was in, and gosh-darn-it it had those proper round headlights like the 993.  And in 2009, that was apparently all anyone cared about.

Some poor bastard bought my 911 in 2004 for $98,000.  It was a very special 911- not quite a GT3 but close.  It was a 40th Anniversary Edition.  Limited to only 1963 units (the year the 911 was first released), each "40 Jahre" car had a plaque on the console letting you know which number it was.  I say poor because I'm sure he did not enjoy the X51 package (standard engine upgrade on the 40th, but a $17k option on regular 996s), the Limited Slip Differential (available only on the 40th and on some 1999 models with the smaller 3.4L engine), nor the club sport suspension as much as I have.  I know this because he traded it in, along with its very sought-after matching luggage set, to a Mercedes dealer who sold it to me for a song.  I still haven't forgiven those Mercedes bastards for swiping the luggage set.  The car was low miles, mint condition, and besides breaking a pressure plate, it's needed only preventative maintenance.

I've upgraded it with Koni yellows and a GMG world challenge swaybar.  I also deleted the mufflers to save weight and to upset the sound people at national autocross events, because it comes within tenths of a decibel of the sound limit.

This is not a car that you get in and drive; this is a car that you strap into and wear like a damned jetpack.  No other car has ever felt so liberating as this one does.